Tuesday, October 31; 10/31/2006 02:01:00 PM
juz for laughs
received this in my email
wahahaha
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
hey everyone cheer up!! sem's gg to be over soon!
jia you!
haha
Monday, October 30; 10/30/2006 02:04:00 PM
ewwww
so disgusting
the investment quiz
i thot i was more confident of my calculations this time round
but i still ended up getting 9/15
tt shows how comsistent i have been rite??
wahahaha
pon lec today..
so i got to be mre productive..
yea!
haha
my birthday is officially over..
i'm 20 now..
=(
it's ok i can be 19 in my heart forever..
hehe
how did i spend the last few moments of my birthday??
in the toilet!! bathing
wahahaha
got a shock when i suddenly saw maureen n jie ying at my doorstep
haha
thanx gers for the surprise and the cake n the present!!
u gers came n left like the wind...
hahaha =D
thx everyone for the birthday msges too..
all of u brighten up wad seemed like a boring birthday for me..
-still in disbelief-
haha
Saturday, October 28; 10/28/2006 03:58:00 PM
i've got a useless bro who's so darn free
but he refuses to help my mum buy things
refuses to cook his own lunch
refuses to pick up the fone
juz stays in his room the whole day..
like does he even realise tt his sister-moi
is not as free as him...
which part of me looks like a maid??
dots..
all the number crunching is driving me crazy
all the ratios...
my goodness
in this world of numbers
thank goodness for biz law
tt has absolutely nth to do wif numbers
i juz spent my whole afternoon n night looking at financial statements
financial ratios
n almost killed myself my neck n shoulder calculating the intrinsic value of ONE stock...
i dun think i wan to be an analyst very much...
Friday, October 27; 10/27/2006 12:45:00 AM
my birthday card...
wahahaha
if only it was real..
hee
yay!!!
finally finished bsc..
i think tt project is u can keep adding things to it de..
as wad my fren said..
the only time u stop adding is when u gif up..
haha
y is my post double spaced??
haha
ok now left wif investment proj n investment quizzes..
ya den actually supposed to haf maths today de
den my tutor on official leave
so no lesson
he said he'll make up next week
but i got faith in him
tt he still can finish on time..
haha
ended up shopping at cwp wif eileen
shuang sia..
can go shop shop like tt
dun need to rush home
had pastamania for lunch
den i think my baked pasta was baked by a new chef
coz it was overbaked...
prawns shrunk squid shrunk the pasta portion shrunk
den it was a little watery...
wad can i say..
haha
by the way..
commas are supposed to be sheepdogs
n semicolons r the special policeman of the commas..
hehe
Sunday, October 22; 10/22/2006 11:46:00 PM
my weekend is coming to an end...
had a good weekend tho..
it started with an advance birthday celebration at new york new york
i lurve my presents!!thx gers!!
haha
finally got the book eats, shoots and leaves
yay!
after reading a bit of it
i get the feeling that the author is a woman verging on paranoia
thinking that the world is ending juz because nobody seems to noe the proper usage of punctuations anymore...
to her aprostrophes are fairies
n i'm still at commas
but nevertheless it makes interesting reading..
haha
anw we went to new york new york
it's food is average i guess..
but i think te service is not too bad la
except for the glitches at the beginning
everything went qt pleasantly..
but i think they were pretty confused when singing the birthday song
coz there were 3 names to be sung but the tune of the birthday song simply does not allow it to be sung for 3 pple a the same time..
haha
i lurve candy floss!!!
n oh ya they seem to haf a big proportion of non-local employees
coz everyone except for the manager did not sound local..
haa
den yesterday celebrated jy's belated birthday
went to the korean restaurant at boat quay
yum yum
had korean steamboat..
nice and authentic..
the pple there were very nice too...
even when we troubled them so much..
haha
excuse me can we put the cake in the fridge?
excuse me can we haf the cake now pls?
excuse me do u haf a lighter?
(they took out the only lighter that they haf-the ignition gun to light the candle)
wahaha
excuse me do u haf forks?
all these done with some language barrier...
haha
den jy n i were saying that we were so tempted to go for exchange in korea
i heard yong sei got good looking guys..
den after tt we went photo-happy along the river
all the way to fullerton hotel..
omg fullerton is so nice!!
i wan to haf my wedding there...
i wan to go for their chocolate buffet...
i think it shud be qt stressful to work there...
but relaxing to be a guest there..
anw maureen i think u were cheated..
ur night mode a bit erhem...
nvm u learned ur lesson liao..next time u will make a better choice..
wahaha
anw happy belated birthday to jie ying
happy advanced birthday to eileen n may hui
ah~~~~it's always nice to meet up with the gers...
it's like so rare...
even when we r in the same sch...
Thursday, October 19; 10/19/2006 02:45:00 AM
damn it damn it damn it
why can't i seem to cope this sem
*frustrated*
there's like nv ending work...
nv ending quizzes
everything's nv ending...
i've been saying i wan to start on my b law term paper
i haven't done a single analysis
i haven't written a single damn word...
much less my ppt slides
quizzes and projects keep coming
to keep studying for the quizzes n working on projects doesn't leave much time for other things don't they?
i guess studies haven't exactly been my priority this sem
argh!!!
i juz hope i dun dapao any module(s)
esp esp esp esp 102
wad the hell!
Monday, October 16; 10/16/2006 11:23:00 PM
eeeww the investment quiz was so disgusting...
i couldn't get most of the calculations..
wahaha
the trial quiz was so misleading...
i anyhow do n got 11/15
also anyhow guess de
haha
den the actual quiz got more calculations which i dun get
so i got 9/15
luckily it's only 5%
*groans*
2 more investment quiz to come...
this the price that i pay for not doing my tutorials...
dots...
well at least another thing done...
wa i think this sem past really fast...
i barely did anything..
it's week 10 alr..
3 more weeks n sch's over
exams will be knocking on our doors
well at least it's a few weeks away from my birthday
so i can afford to relax for at least that 1 day..
haha
yay
i'm gg vivocity tmr..
i think i'll go early juz to shop ard..
hehe
got a lot of new shops there leh...
den can shun bian go racquee (is this how u spell the word??)
nvm la..
haha
ya can go racquee to see if got nice places to celebrate my birthday..
haha
ok la lamu's birthday also...
I WAN TO SHOP!!!!
wahahaha
Labels: mumblings~~
Saturday, October 14; 10/14/2006 08:30:00 PM
was trying to study investment today so tt i can take the quiz tonight...
but i kept falling asleep
like really a lot of times...
the fact that i was sitting or rather half sitting half lying down really helped..
haha
so as of 1hr ago i still haf 3 chapters left to cover
so i decided tt i shud take the quiz on mon instead..
hopefully i can finish by then...
but haiz~~
y is the book so wordy??
den was trying to do my math tutorials to prepare for the quiz last nite...
den i realised tt the tutorial qns were nowhere like the qns we did in class..
dots...
so difficult...
hmm at this rate i have no idea when i can start on my biz law term paper
it's due in like 1 1/2 weeks time
*shock*
i'm bored~~
Wednesday, October 11; 10/11/2006 10:08:00 PM
it's mid week!!
half the week gone...
i dunno to be happy or to be sad..
happy coz weekend is coming soon!!
sad coz i still haf tons of work uncompleted...
supposed to present n hand in the b law term paper in 2 weeks
how much of it haf i done??
zilch...zero...
haha
the only consolation is tt my frenz in b law haven't done it too..
juz now i merely wanted to pass estella the cd
den we ended up toking for 1 hr..
haha
tired...
Monday, October 9; 10/09/2006 11:17:00 PM
There's some problem with blogger
blogger's getting worse
one of these days i'm gg to change my blog
when i'm free n got mood to go do up a new blog...
here i am getting tempted by tzarist again..
they really have very nice earrings n accessories
i juz went to take a look
their flower earrings are sold out again..
think i can tell her since we are fellow nbs mates or ntu mates can i haf the privilege of choosing first??
good idea rite?
haha
but tzarist is qt an expensive hobby to keep...
buying i mean...
haha
juz finalised the investment tutorial ans
yesterday spent 2hrs plus conferencing
think my phone bill is gg to be exorbitant
but who ask my hse pone pian pian choose this period of time to gif me problem
lucky juz now we were msn-ing...
haha
no sense in letting the phone operators earn our money rite?
haha
ok now really muz start on bsc le...
sianz~
haf i said it before?
i hate accounting
it's one of the few subjects tt i can't get myself to like...
tired~
why muz everything fall after the recess break?
ok not like i was free b4 recess break
but still~~~~
haiz~
why dun we haf a holiday on the 23rd of Oct..
to make up for the hol tt falls on 21 Oct
y not make it an online lec...
haha
den i can haf extra long weekend..
*sigh*
no such luck i guess...
my mum still thinks i'm on holiday...
dots...
so she thinks i woke up at 530 last wed for fun...
i lug those heavy heavy books out for fun...
siao..
hmm i love cheesecake!
i like the one tt my senior makes coz it's not too rich
so nice
plus got peaches inside..
yum!
sparklers are so beautiful...
not the whistling ones tho...
they juz make a hell lot of noise n burst into flames...
Saturday, October 7; 10/07/2006 03:03:00 PM
yay
i finished my acc n investment tutorial
coz need to present them next week..
hehe
acc took longer than i expected...
i thot i can finish it qt fast
almost wanted to die..
but for the sake of enjoying myself today...
i did it..
haha
but i still haven't do my part of the bsc project
=(
yay i juz found another article for biz law...
i think i shall juz settle for it n stop changing my mind
otherwise i'll nv get started
haha
wa..
yesterday reached home at 1+
so shuang..
felt like i was back in jc or sec again..
coz only back then could i reach home so early n can do my homeowrk without switching on the lights
haha
Thursday, October 5; 10/05/2006 12:46:00 AM
i dunno whether is it due to everchanging weather
or the haze
or simply coz i dun haf enuff rest
or stress
i can feel the flu bug slowly building up
it all started wif a innocuous raspy throat on mon...
den today i was having runny nose the whole day..
oh ya it has finally decided to return to my side
haha
n the freaking seminar room was so damn freezing cold la....
i could juz feel my hands thawing when i was washing my hands in the toilet
haha
den after all the sneezing today
i got a sore throat too..
haiz~
n it din help that i was eating all sorts of crap too..
mooncake
roast chicken
cold water
etc etc
hehe
but i've been refraining from chcolate leh..
not bad wor..
juz thinking abt the amount of work to be done n due soon is enuff to give be nightmares
which is y i shud be doing them instead of blogging
but aiya...
juz let me indulge in being the whiny me la..
haha
to be done
AA102 Project report
AA102 tutorial presentation
BF215 tutorial presentation
BF215 project
BF215 quiz
BL241 term paper + presentation
it didn't decrease from the previous time i blogged abt it
in fact i believe it increased..
haha
Monday, October 2; 10/02/2006 12:50:00 AM
waiting for my hair to dry..
my god..
holz officially ended 44 mins ago..
it's mon alr..
n i haven't done wad i set out to do this holz
time is juz so short..
can it grow taller?
ok lame..
this week's e learning week..
but i only haf 1 module tt's under it..
acc2
yea~
means i've got a 2 day week this week...
but does it mean tt i've a lot of free time?
NO....
i still haf tuition...
n today the tuition kid told me
"jie jie i wan tuition during the holidays also leh.."
me: " december la.. i got exams.."
him:"nov la.."
me:"my exams end in end nov.."
him: "har? orh.."
wth la
dun even noe how to ask properly...
jie jie can i haf tuition during the holz would definitely sound much better man..
and not as tho he gif me money la
irritating..
actually i'm qt tired...
no make tt very tired...
haven't been getting enuff slp..
tt's partly my own fault..
coz i was watching the ai qing mo fa shi the other time
n i got hooked...
haha
partly also coz always need to wake up early...
haven't slept in at all this whole week..
yesterday was a day for meeting up wif pple
original plan: go shopping wif maureen
ended up:
1245 met up jacinta whom i haven't seen in ages for lunch
woo~
it was nice toking to her again..
the riso set n the sicillian pasta thingy at pasta mania is qt nice
1530 went kovan meet maureen eat tau huai
nice nice..
den we went to bugis to shop...
wa really haven't been there for a qt a while
got so many things so nice....
saw qt a lot of baga tt i commented was qt nice..
but i forgot how they look like..
only thing i remembered is they were all white..
haha
2000 den after tt met the imf pple for dinner..
it was supposed to be on sun but they changed it to sat..
so nice to tok crap wif them again...
den reached home at 1215am
den this morning had to wake up at 7+ to go for tuition...
after tt went to do project at sp's hse..
i think her mum juz got re-aquainted wif us
haha
so now i'm tired...
still waiting for hair to dry..
mon tuition
tues morning tuition
wed most likely tuition again
fri tuition also
sun tuition again
wad happened to my life??
non-existent...
n i thot tt after chadian n imf i'll haf more time for myself n other things
i end up having more time for tuition...
haiz~~
i'm gg to complain n complain until the cows come home..
haha
Love
misstamchiak
12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004